im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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