Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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