Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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