Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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