there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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