Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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