brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Its about making memories worth repressing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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