Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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