it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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