Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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