i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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