After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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