the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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