I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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