she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
