so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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