It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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