so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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