But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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