the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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