let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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