Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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