Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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