Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
do herpes really smell.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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