i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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