Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's shark week go big or go home
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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