Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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