He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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