grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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