i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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