it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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