how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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