you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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