so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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