You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This is my gift to your gina
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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