Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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