Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I don't think brook has ever known best
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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