Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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