I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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