its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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