Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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