so that wasnt chicken after all
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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