it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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