She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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