Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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