kristin has been a bad kristin
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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