You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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