Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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