i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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