STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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