i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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