it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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