do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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