I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
How naked do you want me to be?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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