How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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